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THE ULTIMATE F WORD FIFTY 1972

I AM 49+1

Happy 60-ish Birthday

Happy Birthday Mother Clucker

OFFICIALLY Retired 2022 LET THE FUN BEGIN

A TINY ANGEL SENT FROM ABOVE HAS COME TO FILL YOUR HEARTS WITH LOVE

SHE LOVED A little girl VERY MUCH. EVEN MORE THAN SHE LOVED herself

SHE LOVED A little boy VERY MUCH. EVEN MORE THAN SHE LOVED herself

WORK BESTIE YOU COMMUNICATE THROUGH THE USE OF SARCASM, EYE ROLLS AND EYEBROW RAISES They seek you out immediately to relay any and all workplace drama. YOU SHARE AN UNHEALTHY COFFEE OBSESSION & ARE ALWAYS WILLING TO EAT OUT TOGETHER...

Corks are for QUITTERS

Ew...People

To My Friend: HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR OF BONDING OVER alcohol, TOLERATING idiots AND KEEPING EACH OTHER SANE

DON'T MAKE ME GO Beth Dutton ON YOU

I'm a woman. I have needs. Pass me the wine.

I WOULD FIGHT A BEAR FOR YOU NOT A GRIZZLY OR A BROWN BEAR BUT MAYBE A CARE BEAR? I'D FIGHT ONE OF THEM SONSABITCHES FOR YOU

"BESTIE" The one who will tell you that you are Full of Shit but will support any and all stupid choices when called to do so

Are we talking PENIS inches or REAL inches?

Well, wasn't this day just full of Butterflies and F'n Rainbows

"TRUST ME, YOU CAN DANCE." - VODKA

AND HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN I MEAN GOOD MORNING

I PUT SCALE IN THE BATHROOM CORNER, AND THAT'S WHERE THAT BITCH WILL STAY UNTIL SHE APOLOGIZES

stuck between idk, idc and idgaf

THERE'S NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD I'D RATHER HAVE SNORING loud as fuck BESIDE ME

CHIN UP Tits out ONWARDS