Collection: Sassy

"TRUST ME, YOU CAN DANCE." - VODKA

Common Sense: NOT A GIFT, BUT A PUNISHMENT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE IT

Corks are for QUITTERS

Deja Poo: THE FEELING THAT YOU'VE HEARD THIS CRAP BEFORE

DON'T MAKE ME GO Beth Dutton ON YOU

Every once in a while, somebody amazing comes into your life. Here I Am!

Ew...People

I BOUGHT YOU A BOTTLE OF Wine BUT I DRANK IT, HERE'S A CANDLE INSTEAD

I USED TO BE MARRIED...But i'm better now

I'm a woman. I have needs. Pass me the wine.

LIFE IS NOT A FAIRY TALE IF YOU LOSE YOUR SHOE AT MIDNIGHT, YOU'RE DRUNK

MY ALONE TIME IS FOR EVERYONE'S SAFETY

NO ONE LIKED YOUR HUSBAND ANYWAYS Happy Divorce

Say Anything. Your custom message will go here (Sassy)

SOME PEOPLE JUST NEED A HIGH-FIVE In the face. With a chair

To My Friend: HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR OF BONDING OVER alcohol, TOLERATING idiots AND KEEPING EACH OTHER SANE

WORK BESTIE YOU COMMUNICATE THROUGH THE USE OF SARCASM, EYE ROLLS AND EYEBROW RAISES They seek you out immediately to relay any and all workplace drama. YOU SHARE AN UNHEALTHY COFFEE OBSESSION & ARE ALWAYS WILLING TO EAT OUT TOGETHER...