Collection: Super Sassy

"BESTIE" The one who will tell you that you are Full of Shit but will support any and all stupid choices when called to do so

A wise woman once said "FUCK THIS SHIT" and she lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER

Ambitchous...the desire to become a better bitch

AND HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN I MEAN GOOD MORNING

Are we talking PENIS inches or REAL inches?

CHIN UP Tits out ONWARDS

HERE HOLD MY DIGNITY I'VE GOT SOME sketchy shit TO DO

i love the shit outta you

I PUT SCALE IN THE BATHROOM CORNER, AND THAT'S WHERE THAT BITCH WILL STAY UNTIL SHE APOLOGIZES

I think I seized the wrong f*cking day

I WOULD FIGHT A BEAR FOR YOU NOT A GRIZZLY OR A BROWN BEAR BUT MAYBE A CARE BEAR? I'D FIGHT ONE OF THEM SONSABITCHES FOR YOU

I'm a F*cking Delight

I'm so freaking fabulous, I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows

Let's keep the DUMBFUCKERY to a minimum today

let's pretend I give a shit and leave it at that

LOVE IS LIKE A FART...if you have to force it, it's probably SHIT

MY LAST FUCK...oh look, it's on fire!

Single AF

STAY CLASSY, SASSY AND A BIT BAD ASSY

stuck between idk, idc and idgaf

THERE'S NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD I'D RATHER HAVE SNORING loud as fuck BESIDE ME

Today I don't feel like doing anything except RIP WHEELER i'd do him

Wake up and kick today in the DICK

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