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  • I'm so freaking fabulous, I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows
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  • IF I DIDN'T HAVE YOU AS A Mom I'D CHOOSE YOU AS MY Friend
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  • If you see my kids locked outside today, mind your business. We are having a fire drill.
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  • It's a Wine & Sweatpants kind of night
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  • It's not drinking alone if the cat is home
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  • It's not drinking alone if the dog is home
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  • Just be
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  • Just Breathe
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  • Just RELAX
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  • Let Adventure fill your Soul
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  • Let's keep the DUMBFUCKERY to a minimum today
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  • let's pretend I give a shit and leave it at that
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  • Life is beautiful because of FRIENDS like you Thank You
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  • LIFE IS NOT A FAIRY TALE IF YOU LOSE YOUR SHOE AT MIDNIGHT, YOU'RE DRUNK
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  • LIMITED EDITION Vintage 1972 AGED TO PERFECTION (customizable)
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  • Live the life you love
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  • LOVE IS LIKE A FART...if you have to force it, it's probably SHIT
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  • MAKING MEMORIES One campsite at a time
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  • Marriage An endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo. Congratulations!
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  • Mom side by side OR miles apart WE WILL ALWAYS BE CONNECTED BY HEART
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  • Momma Bear
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  • MOMTINI One part sparkling personality Two parts zen-like patience and a tiny dash of badass
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  • Mother-in-law YOU TRULY ARE A LIMITED Edition
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  • MY ALONE TIME IS FOR EVERYONE'S SAFETY
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